Hey, small time local bands: I know it looks really cool to "pad" your list of upcoming gigs by adding all the "private party" stuff, but...seriously?  Knock it off because NObody cares.  

 

"Oh, man!  I sure hope to be able to catch Bland White and The Jammers this weekend!  Let's check out their social media to see where they're playin...awwwww!  They're busy doing a private party. Womp womp," said nobody ever.  😉